It won’t be easy
But you’ll get it through
When I try to explain how I much
That I need your legislation
After all that I’ve done
You’ll gladly believe me
All you see
Is the politician you once knew
Although she’s dressed up as an educrat
with $800,000 for you
I had to get support
I had to fake the numbers
Couldn’t say my schools were all just hype
Taking all that money
From the hedge fund billionaires
So I chose to pimp my scores
Running around collecting the most worthy children
But they only impressed me
When they scored all fours
Don’t cry for me, Andrew Cuomo
The truth is I’ll never leave you
As long as you’ll pass laws for me
And support my existence
I’ll keep my promise
Don’t keep your distance
And as for fortune and as for fame
I happily invited them in
For $475,000 worth
They were all I desired
They are not illusions
They’re the solutions
They promise to be
The answer was here all the time
I support you and know you support me
Don’t cry for me, Andrew Cuomo
The truth is I’ll never leave you
As long as you’ll pass laws for me
And support my existence
I’ll keep my promise
Don’t keep your distance
Have I said too much?
There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do
Is look at me to know
That every word is true
